WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021

Walmart-American

A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.

Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”

Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”

by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022

Yodeling Walmart Kid

A 2018 meme that started with a boy yodeling to a song in Walmart.

Friend 1: Did you see the new yodeling walmart kid meme?
Friend 2: DooOoooOOoOoOooo

by Pizzarella May 25, 2018

Walmart

Something that's a knockoff

Person one: did you listen to lil darkies new song?

Person 2: yeah the Walmart xxx

by Xxur_badkid November 2, 2020

Foley Walmart

A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.

Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”

by Rupert T. Codsworth October 1, 2019

walmart

(adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.

Hot take: Castlevania is just walmart Metroid.

by loog noog December 3, 2019

walmart

To walmart something is to buy it and then return it when you're done.

Billy: Man, I wanna watch the playoffs on that new 4K TV, but it's so expensive.
Patel: Just walmart it.

by sandpapa June 7, 2016