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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016
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turkish pizza

its when you eat a chick out who has a yeast infection and is on their period and has a VD that way, you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (VD)
dude, this one chick i met at the bar in Istanbul was NASTY. I wasn't hungry that night, but I ended up getting served some Turkish pizza!
by asdfklj July 12, 2006
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turkish tickler

The woman lays on her back. The guy straddles the girl backwards, with his ball sack on her eyes and the penis in her mouth (so you have to be well endowed)..
The woman has to blink really quickly to tickle the guy.
Man i really pimped that bitch last night, she's such a turkish tickler.

Oh my God that Turkish tickler was amazing!!
by AnalAnt GSpot Geni mc eminemma February 13, 2009
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Turkish school boy

A sexual act where the male partner inserts his non-erect penis into the female's vagina.
Turkish man #1 - " did you bone that chick last night?"

Turkish man #2 " ....no.. i turkish school boy'd her!"
by turkishgenocidedidhappen April 17, 2010
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Turkish Sauna

When you're sharing the bed with a partner, you fart and cover the sheet over yourselves so that the air is trapped inside. And then you yell, "Turkish Sauna!!"
"I luv turkish saunas!"
by dqmail December 22, 2008
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Turkish exchange rate

Occurs when one Turkish girl is Eiffel towered by two guys and then immediately simba her after mixing the fluids of both their cum on her stomach.
Dude! We went out on the boat last night and had a great Turkish exchange rate with this girl. It was a horrible mess but Mustafa would be proud.
by Razorbacks jabberwoke September 19, 2016
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Turkish Delight

One party inserts the tip of their tongue into the urethra, or 'Jap's Eye' of the male participant, which can be compared to the way one might eat a turkish delight.
Jane gave me a Turkish Delight last night.

For real?

For real.
by paulgaddrick January 30, 2010
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