Turkish Delight

Rhyming slang for taking a shit. Turkish Delight sounds like shite.

Crack the window open, i just went for a Turkish.

or

I just left some Turkish Delight in Leroy's shoe.

by harv_j February 21, 2011

turkish delight

The term "Turkish-delight" originates from the islamic desire to give-or-receive it sexually in the anus.

When I was young, I was known to indulge in some turkish-delight.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

turkish mormon

its when three parnters get together, one kneels while the other two stand. The person kneeling licks the asshole of the two others having intercourse. The person kneeling then gives the person receiving a reach-a-round.

Sorry bro, i cant go to the heavy feather show with you tonight. My sister accidentally got a turkish mormon from my uncle.

by heavyfeathersmellsnice February 25, 2009

Turkish Taco

The act of shitting on a pussy, then eating it out. Typically served with chips and salsa on the side.

Jeff: Your mom asked for a Turkish Taco last night.
Steve: What'd you do?
Jeff: That shit is nasty. I gave her a Turkish Thunder Whip instead.

by Mustaf Al-assab March 28, 2010

Turkish Handjob

Poop into a sock and give a guy a handjob

"OMG Sarah Josh was so drunk last night I gave him a Turkish handjob and he did not know the difference"

by FTWTFFF May 22, 2009

Turkish Two Step

The act of dancing on a fat man's stomach, while releasing a large bout of explosive diahrrea. Then proceeding to cum on his diahrrea covered belly.

Thomas: Hey Connor, how about we go do the old Turkish Two Step
Connor: Alright, let me go on your belly this time though, it is unfair how you always get to go on my belly.
Thomas: Fuck man, alright. Get extra strength laxative this time.

by eric68 November 18, 2009

Turkish Butterknife

The act of putting butter on your penis, thus making a tastier meal for the bitch.

You want some of my Turkish Butterknife?

by Checter November 4, 2009