God

The big man upstairs.

John: Who stole my milk?
Bob: It was probably god.

by BobTheBoss August 10, 2020

God

1. A Omnipresent, Omnipotent, and Supernatural being that ascends through time and space, an almighty being, the ruler of the universe. You, yes all of you mortals must worship this being for it is your love and life. A female god is called a goddess.

2. Someone who’s the best at something.

EX1. P1: Hey, what God do you worship?
P2: I don’t worship anything.
P1: oh

EX2. Wow! Whoever made this is a god! I would worship this guy who made this literally!

by Sylvetube February 19, 2018

God

Abigail Rose Cothran

Did you hear? God has entered the Overwatch chat!!

by El Diablo. October 26, 2020

God

Big strong sexy bold (Thanos) can murder half the universe and repair it with flex tape

Thanos is a god

by Killerlead January 9, 2019

God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity

Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.

by steps15 July 4, 2017

God

Teodora Yordanova. She is the real God

yo that chick Tedy is God

by Iamtherealgodbroyes February 27, 2019

God

Haylee Pincho

Haylee Pincho is god and axl there is no denying it

by arrowhp February 24, 2019