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full body meat suit

A full body meat suit is when insted of just toeing or fisting a girl or guy you fuck them soo hard you clime in side of the person and wear them as a suit.
I fisted britney so hard i climed in side of the girl and i wore her like a full body meat suit. Its all worm an squonky and squidgy.
by Ellzthecc June 16, 2017
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Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.
I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.
by TOG47 February 18, 2011
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wrinkle your birthday suit

Cramping one's style.

The loss of or inability to get an erection.
You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?

Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.
by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008
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Three-Piece Meat-Suite

noun, collective name for the three distinct components of the male genitalia based on the furniture industry practise of selling 'three-piece suites'
'...she didn't believe me, so I got out my three-piece meat-suite'
by Benni September 22, 2004
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oh my goblin in a pants suit

This was once said to me by AshCourt1 on wattpad and I don't know where it came from or if it's a reference to something but I now use this expression.
AshCourt1- Oh my goblin in a pants suit! That cat you have in you profile pic looks nearly identical to mine!
by catsanddogs123456 June 6, 2018
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put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.
That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!
by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006
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Spill the Beans in my pants suit

"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"
by Dana J April 21, 2006
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