Wii

The thing that set Nintendo back 7 years

Hey remember the Wii? Ya...

by Red4728472 January 3, 2021

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Wii U

A dissapointment. Not nessiseraly bad, but underwelming. Just hearing the word puts you in a funk...

"Dont you EVER talk about the wii u EVER again."

by BuilderBosc April 27, 2021

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Wii Theory

The theory that children of divorce almost always own a Wii

“Of course your parents are divorced! haven’t you heard of Wii Theory?”

by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025

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Wii pornography

When somebody draws Rule 34 of a Wii console.

''I'm going to draw Wii pornography.''
''Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.''

by zoosfoonderboolt July 29, 2025

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A sexual or romantic orientation characterized by a strong attraction to Wii Sports, its gameplay, or the experiences associated with it. A person who experiences deep emotional or physical connection through interactions within Wii Sports, influencing their romantic or sexual identity.

1. As a Wii-Sportssexual, Alex finds the most joy and connection in relationships that involve shared matches of Wii Sports.
2. Jamie realized they were Wii-Sportssexual when they felt a deeper attraction during an intense Wii Tennis match than on any traditional date.
3. "I’m not really into dating apps," Sam said. "I’m Wii-Sportssexual—I need to see how you play before I catch feelings."

by LULALOVER February 1, 2025

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evil wii

the highly experimental and rare version of the Nintendo Wii that, instead of playing games, will play games and kill your whole family, steal your motion, and ensure you have absolutely zero bitches.

Person 1: Hey, dude, what are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, just using my Evil Wii.
Person 1: Oh, damn, my bad, gang, proceed.

by INEEDMORESLOP February 8, 2025

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