This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
by breadakita December 21, 2020
by ChingChongYourCatIsGone January 14, 2021
A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.
Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020
A woman that likes to have sexual interactions with multiple persons. A woman that gets around. Usually the husband is watching due to kinks relating.
by FireIceStorm34 December 06, 2024
by WydNolly July 31, 2023
An old pimp car like the old style drop-top Impalas from gangsta rap videos, all tricked out with hydraulic suspension lifters and fuzzy dice.
by Gorgeous-Randy-Flamethrower November 07, 2018
A person who is some times typically "homeless" or skips/runs to another city or town and camps for awhile then moves on.
(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)
(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)
Hmmmm...I think I seen that homeless "Forrest Gump Runner" back in Athens not 50 miles from here a week ago.
by Joan-Nation June 25, 2021