Ethan's Law

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.

Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.

by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021

Tarryk's Law

A grammar/spelling error dramatically increases the chances that a meme will go viral.
1.) Moreso than likes, Facebook algorithm will increase the frequency of a post appearing on the feeds of friends & followers if it receives comments.
2.) A meme with grammar/spelling errors will always get more comments than the same meme without errors, due to the people who cannot resist pointing out the error.
3.) The meme with flaws will go viral long before the meme without flaws.
Result: Most of the viral memes you see on Facebook have at least one infuriating grammar/spelling error.

"My meme went viral before I realized it had a spelling error."
"Tarryk's Law strikes again."

by borderlinezen April 27, 2021

Well’s Law

When one offers a minor favor expecting a much larger favor in return.

I let Michael have a piece of my pizza and he demanded that I buy his entire dinner the next night... talk about well’s law....

by First class smartass August 29, 2018

Blobby Law

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin

"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."

by gib_ September 21, 2021

Freddie’s Law

The rule in which “Bullying is fine as long as it’s funny.” Primary used to justify cyberbullying or making fun of someone

“I knoe he can’t control it, but Freddie’s Law means we can

by Timothy trim November 26, 2022

Ocean Law

If an item is in the ocean long enough, it's yours. You can do anything in the ocean.

Meanwhile in our beach school trip

My Crush: What do you mean I'm yours?

Me: Sorry dear, its the Ocean law

by 2434Fan August 7, 2021

second law

a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.

"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."

by 256msg March 26, 2009