The Phantom Lives!

An ancient form of greeting.

Tyler: Hey bill
Bill: What's up Tyler?
Tyler: The Phantom Lives!
Bill: Woooo!

by Big Balls Falls December 31, 2018

phantom driving

driving to a familiar location while thinking about something else without realizing you are driving to the wrong location.

I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.

by munch68 August 28, 2013

Phantom cock

Phantom cock is a disease that makes your dick disappear and reappear from reality at random intervals

I'm sorry but you have been diagnosed with phantom cock

by Sexy fax machine February 11, 2022

Party Phantom

The one person at a party who no one knows or recognizes.

"Dude, who's the guy who keeps creeping on every single girl here?"

"No one knows. He's a total party phantom."

by dorilatortilla July 22, 2011

Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.

Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss

by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020

The phantom fist

The act of inserting a glove into one's anus and inflating until maximum size has been achieved.

Sure the rotisserie is good but William often prefers the Phantom fist

by Lechero Supremo August 30, 2019

phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.

Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.

by hewhocreatesnewwords October 8, 2015