pre-spoon

Sitting or being right on top of some one else with clothes on and at the point right before sex in which you debate whether or not you have condoms.

" She wanted to eat my sausage but i needed to pre-spoon before we did."

by jehgduoeg May 15, 2015

spoon-ationship

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.

Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.

by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 24, 2014

The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.

A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!

by Web* October 28, 2018

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011

spoon whore

Will spoon anyone. Anytime. For any reason.

Chrissy said she is a spoon whore and I believe it

by Katyladey August 16, 2016

Savage Spooning

An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.

Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.

by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019