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Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.
Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.
by alie oop May 21, 2012
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There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"
by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011
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Verbal Spoon

An intense deep and meaningful conversation that has the emotional equivalent to an intimate spooning session.
M81: that was a great chat!

M82: yeah, best verbal spoon I've had in ages!
by Zing111 July 4, 2016
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smooth spoon

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks
by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015
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spoon-ationship

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.
Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.
by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 24, 2014
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Spoon Insurance

A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!

so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
by Necri December 17, 2021
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Savage Spooning

An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.
Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.
by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019
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