by anonymous June 15, 2023

I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.
by anonymous September 6, 2020

soccer tourney and you just want a splash in your drink, wombat water park; I dunno & the name of a lake
Aye, why don’t you give me a little wanly splash in my soda!
One wombat says to another, “You wanna go to the wambly splash?!”
I am wambly splashed.
The Wambly Splash had a lot of hippies this last weekend…
One wombat says to another, “You wanna go to the wambly splash?!”
I am wambly splashed.
The Wambly Splash had a lot of hippies this last weekend…
by græp May 8, 2024

After my date with a potential gf, I went home and had crazy intense sex with my partner, it must have been that splash-back infatuation!
by anonymous September 8, 2020

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021
