cart smoker

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers

Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*

by Thatniggacharles October 5, 2020

Pussy smoke

Top tier; better at an action than someone else; showing off; the best at.

Give ‘em the pussy smoke; y’all don’t want this pussy smoke; imma show you some real pussy smoke.

by NOON_LEMONS March 24, 2023

Birth a smoke monster

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!

Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.

by dul3l3s July 27, 2013

keep calm and smoke kush

It is the definer of the 21st century. It is the process in which you smoke on the medicinal, flavorfal, mexmorizable wackey tobackey. your average buisness-folk (so i dont get sued) is wond tight in an average day. Taking part in any "Keep Calm and Smoke(ing) Kush" activity releases tension, enabling common-folk to chill out, keep calm, smoke kush, rather than keep calm and, kill everyone. and government thinks this is negatable? Hahaha, Bless your Soul. you really think your in control?

guy 1, "Man, i think it's time i kill my co-workers. they steam me up-"
guy 2, "Bro! just keep calm and smoke kush. steams yourself up buddy."

by DGKhalifa December 5, 2013

Who want smoke with me

no damn body

who want smoke with me is often used when one knows they’re that mf bitch

by don’tworryboutitsweetheart November 20, 2021

smokepurrp

the best freestyler ever with touching lyrics like "i'm a motherfucking boner and i have a motherfucking boner"
or "im a stone im a motherfucking stoner"

joe:dude have you heard smokepurrp's freestyle
bob:yeah that dudes a genius

by thechas3 October 7, 2020

Sloke

What you do when someone uses lol in 2021, sloke.

Ben - Did you see Nate used an Among Us reference in class yesterday?

Taylor - Yeah, that was so cringe, sloke
Ben - Yeah sloke

by ultimatejeff March 14, 2021