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slow creep

slow creep: The phrase "slow creep" is used when one gets high off of crippy, and the high slowly creeps up on you.
Janine sat listening to music after smoking her last joint.
as the song ended, she suddenly realized that the slow creep was now full blown; she was baked.
by shockerr May 6, 2006
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Slow State

A “Slow State” is a State that has not progressed as quickly as the majority of the other 50 States in the US. Slow States normally share borders with other Slow States, and are rarely intellectually-land-locked by their more evolved peers.

The following are typical qualities of a Slow State:
1) An overabundance of churches
2) Historically low SAT scores
3) Residents that defend their right to display objectionable material because it’s their “heritage”
4) A politically-conservative leaning majority
5) Homophobic legislation
6) Seceded, or have/had thoughts of secession
If you're a bright gay/lesbian liberal non-Christian minority, it is advisable to spend as little time as possible in a Slow State.
by ducklips July 3, 2009
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Slow burn

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slow your roll

When a guy is having sex with a fat chick and she is on top, and her rolls go up and down
Hey baby! I think we should have sex and I wanna you to slow your roll
by rogue16 August 23, 2011
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Slow Lizard

1) Is a child's view of a scorpion. 2) An off-roader that resides in Yuma, Arizona.
"Look daddy, a slow lizard". That's NOT a lizard! It's a scorpion!
by "Big" Chris October 7, 2006
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slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.
Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails
by Spiedr November 30, 2006
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Slow Cooker

Slow cooker is a hard clay like shit that is hanging around in your ass and you strain and only fart around it . In other words it’s sticking around slow cooking into a hard, impossible to pass brisket .
I took so many Percocet I’ve had a slow cooker in the oven for days . All I can do at this point is keep smoking the meats
by Pro skills February 7, 2020
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