Shane

Pees sitting up

Guy 1:god I gotta take a waz

Guy 2: don’t pee sitting up
Guy 1: ew who does that?
Guy 2:Shane

by ShaneIsBad October 9, 2019

Shane

Prettiest boy in the whole world ily so much :3 :p

"How would you like your burger?" "uhhhh medium rare??"-Shane

by ≽^•⩊•^≼ March 24, 2024

Shane

Big gae

Me:hey Shane ur big gae

by Ur step dad December 23, 2019

Shane

Shane is a half retarded fuck nigga with a fucked up gum to teeth ratio who is also known as Lanky the Anonymous Lightskin

Shane: hi
Me: OMG I CAN HEAR YOUR GUMS!

by SHITSHAFT August 21, 2019

Shane

A jackass.

Female: Omg, isnt that him?
Male: Yeah. Hes a Shane. What a cockass dick.

by pjdraws December 19, 2019

shane taylor

one of the most talented actors in the world, mostly known for playing medic eugene roe in band of brothers

ruth: Did you see episode 5 of band of brothers with shane taylor?
grace: yeah, his performance made me cry

by pvtbabeheffron December 11, 2016

Shane

A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are

Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better

Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good

Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)

Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me

Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like

Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME

Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago

by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019