Shane

Lanky ginger bastard who loves to give people a hard time for his own pleasure. He hides behind rules and regulations to portray his innocence, but deep down he is an unprofessional, evil control freak.

Ugh that Shane is such an emotional drain. I'm actually so sick of this shit, so is everyone else. Kill us all now.

by urban dictionary journalist December 20, 2021

shane pomeroy

A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta

Oh look Alyssa it's Shane pomeroy !
Ugh I don't wanna get back together for the 383848 time !

by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016

Shane

Very cute and sweet large/ tall dude with very very VERY long legs he’s funny gives the best hugs has a friend named Ryan well usually does and IS SO COOL!

Shane is so tall I feel like the giraffe in the zoo couldn’t see how high he can.

by Gracegoose January 3, 2020

The Shane effect

A tall skinny alt white lesbian who absolutely fucks. In honour of the legend that is Shane McCutcheon .

Note: especially popular in foreign countries

"Have you seen her with Johana? Or was it Ana? "

"Must be the Shane effect."

by MissG3 April 15, 2023

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by Pokemonfangamer123 November 12, 2021

Shane

Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.

P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao

This nigga Shane dumb asf.

by lactoseballer March 18, 2021

Shane

A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are

Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better

Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good

Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)

Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me

Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like

Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME

Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago

by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019