Shane Long

Shane Long is Southampton FC's best ever player. He doesn't need to score to be good

Chetan: Who is the best player of all time apart from me in goal of course?

Raihan: Shane Long, he's way better than Penaldo.

by Gabbob11 May 24, 2022

Shane Howard

A little paedophile dickhead rat who makes instant relationships soon after a break up. Widely known for 'most likely to be criminal'.

Shane Howard just had a new victim!

by Therealishere August 27, 2016

Shane s

All people who are Shane s date blond girls who are either much shorter or much taller than him. Shane s also dates around a bit but always leave them after a week or so. Most Shane ss talk to multiple girls a once

Damn that Shane s is kinda cute
"Don't talk to him he's talking to 3 other blond short girl"

by Oppressor kid dictionary May 13, 2022

Shane

A idiot that doesnt know anything. A very dumb person that is gay and lesbian

Wow shane is dumb and lesbian

by Givemeacookie November 23, 2019

Doing a Shane

When working in a team environment that involves loading a truck and the person driving decides they don't need to get out of the driver's seat to help load.

(Rick) Where is Shane? How come he isn't helping you load up the truck?

(Jai) Where do you think? He's sitting in the truck, Doing a Shane.

by Aaron A Aaronson August 24, 2023

shane

Shane is the most beautifulest person you'll meet and know. He has a smile of joy and will melt your heart. His face brings his absolutely incredible anime hair together. He is usually shy as first but, once you get to know him he's a real sweetie. Shane is sure attractive to others, and usually hangs out with his crush Ariana.

Thats surely a handsome Shane I know!

by ramennoodlesoup! January 28, 2022

Shane Bradshaw

When your dreaming of being an ice cube.

I saw her swallow an ice cube, im Shane Bradshaw right now.

by Ted norths January 13, 2025