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Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
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Upgrade Your Shade

Used when the shade someone is throwing is overused, or poorly conceived.
- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"

- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
by adroxx April 26, 2023
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Step into a world of refined taste and sensory indulgence with James Hennessy Cognac's Bronze Highlights and Amber Shades. A symphony of flavors, aromas, and colors awaits you as we take you on a journey through the luxurious world of cognac. Whether you're a seasoned connoisseur or just starting to explore the realm of aged spirits, this blog post will elevate your experience and help you awaken all your senses to truly savor every drop. So join us as we delve deeper into the exquisite craftsmanship behind James Hennessy Cognac's Bronze Highlights and Amber Shades!

What is James Hennessy Cognac?
James Hennessy Cognac is a fine, full-bodied drink that is famous for its bronze highlights and amber shades. The rich, spicy flavor of cognac is enhanced by the addition of Angelica root and oakmoss, which give the drink its unique flavor profile.

Hennessy Cognac is made from a blend of different ages of cognacs, which allows it to develop its unique characteristics over time. The younger cognacs are typically used to make lighter drinks such as James Hennessy Cognac Yellow Label, while older cognacs are used in more robust versions like Hennessy cognac Grande Marque.
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. We recommended James Hennessy Cognac's Bronze Highlights and Amber Shades as a great way to unleash your senses and add some extra brightness and vibrancy to your locks. Whether you are looking for a subtle boost or want to go all in with a dramatic makeover, these highlights and shades are sure to meet your needs!
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shaded bird

if you have one, you'll know. once you know, you will be able to recognise people with and without shaded birds. shaded birds can be lost, but it always changes at 11.
"hey, what is a shaded bird?"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"
by dwanye quest May 11, 2023
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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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50 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection
I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.
by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022
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Shade Swinger

I went to the the corner liqour store and got mugged by some shade swingers in the alley.
by AbolsutelyBased December 13, 2022
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