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seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.
Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
by HNBILH April 7, 2011
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seed hit

When your smoking a joint and you burn through a seed that you didn't find when you rolled it.
That seed hit was harsh. I don't want to do that again.
by jimmybomm January 28, 2021
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seeding troll

A type of troll, whose specialty is to throw in the first “Remove me” response to an email sent to a large distribution group (typically by mistake), with the malicious intent of starting an email avalanche of other (genuine) “Remove me” responses and the (always futile) "Please stop replying to all" follow-up responses.
After 48 hours of no reactions, our seeding troll was able to ignite the largest email mayhem to-date.
by nixiana October 28, 2015
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Seed Throat

Seed Throat is the after effects of taking a load into your mouth and either gargling and/or swallowing it.

The cause is a residual ammount of baby batter remaining on the back of the throat, causing the recipent to try to clear it in the same manner as a chunk of phlegm.

May seem to others as though you may have a sore throat or excess phlegm build-up.
"Hey Amy, sounds like you have a nasty cold coming on..."

"nah, nothing like that, just throated a load in the stationary room and its given me mad seed throat"
by NRE808 November 9, 2018
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Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 23, 2020
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