Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone
She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....
by Maryjane* December 13, 2017
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Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.
Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.
by alie oop February 28, 2012
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Omega spoon

Method 1:
The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.

Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie

whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon
"Jessica, i love Brad so much! i want to omega spoon him tonight"-Amanda
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica
by Fornite sux July 05, 2018
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Spoon tick

A small balled up piece of cotton, usually found on a spoon or other device that has been used to inject illegal drugs. The cotton ball is used as a filter after a drug has been cooked in a spoon. It is dropped into the bowl of the spoon to strain the liquid and weed out any chunks of impurities that have not melted. The needle and syringe then extract the liquid through the cotton filter to inject. Leftover balls of cotton are sometimes hoarded by the drug user for later use, or to swallow when desperate for a high.
Amy is at it again, her drawer was filed with spoon ticks again.
by YepShesCrazy November 01, 2018
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Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.
by Sausage_Dictionary January 22, 2016
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There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011
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Spoon in the Road

Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood
"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"
by EMF0X May 20, 2018
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