An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.
Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.
by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019
Get the Savage Spooningmug. A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!
Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.
by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021
Get the Bag and Spoonmug. Method 1:
The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.
Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie
whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon
The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.
Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie
whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon
"Jessica, i love Brad so much! i want to omega spoon him tonight"-Amanda
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica
by Fornite sux July 5, 2018
Get the Omega spoonmug. by a-lex May 16, 2014
Get the Spoon Bangmug. Last night at Kellie's scary movie party we had the longest spoon chain ever. We are going for the longest spoon chain yet at the snuggle party next week. Spoon chain!
by kate17 December 12, 2013
Get the spoon chainmug. Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.
by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016
Get the Netflix and Spoonmug. When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.
by Shaketex October 9, 2017
Get the spoon legmug.