Spam Clarinet

A penis. Especially one being blown. Penis

Do you play the spam clarinet?

by Hmmmm Notsureaboutthat November 10, 2019

spam channel

A whining knobhead who joins an internet discussion forum and then whines about how vindictive the moderators are.

Spam Channel is the prime example.

by MiddleAgedDirtBag February 08, 2008

Bulletin Spam

Posting over three bulletins of pointless crap on Myspace.

That bitch is a bulletin spammer, lets smack her!

by dx330 December 31, 2008

Table Spam

All that space-taking crap you find on tables at restaurants--extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, Direct TV ads. . .

"Move this damn table spam, I need room for my platter of bottomless chicken wings."

by SaladFork May 13, 2013

spam listening

When you listen a song over and over again!

Spam Listening

by Stormx00 April 08, 2015

Spam Balls

A person that gains confidence behind their PC or Cellphone and says things they would normally not say face to face in the real world.

This Internet Troll is talking mad spicey from the comfort of his own home. I guess he grew Spam Balls overnight.

by msscream1234 February 22, 2018

VTOL Spam

The over excessive use of a VTOL (Vertical Take Off/Landing Vehicle) in a round of Crysis Multiplayer. It can become extremely annoy as one person dominates with the ease of aerial advantage. This is an extreme fail.

Retard Guy: YES! I'm gonna VTOL Spam you again! HAHAHA!

Rest of Players: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Admin: Dont worry guys. He is gonna get kicked.

Rest of Players: Yes!

Retard Guy:.............

by wlkrlegs176 June 24, 2011