simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

simile

a rhetorical figure expressing comparison or likeness, by use of such words as like, as, so

Her eyes were as pretty as diamonds;
ALSO
The sand was hot like fire

by Jessica September 11, 2003

John Sample

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.

teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"

by Physics Man II November 13, 2005

simplidiocy

The act of being simple minded and idiotic at the same time.

I can't stand those with Simplidiocy.
This must be an act of Simplidiocy.

by Whore-able_&_Adorable January 28, 2018

Simplaining

A person who gives reasons for their simping

When John was caught giving a girl his umbrella he had some simplaining to do

by Reyce Morgan October 6, 2020

Simpee

The person being Simp -ed over, usually an attractive male or female who take advantage of the Simp's feelings.

You are clearly the Simpee have you seen how much he defends you?

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

Simperor

The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.

The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold

The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.

by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021