Sand necker

A trashy red neck who frequents the beach, most notably the Gulf Coast. Typically identified by bud light, cornhole boards, country music, and a sunburn.

Florida beaches are nice, but they're ruined by all these damn sand neckers.

by Nevets August 14, 2017

Sand Cannon

Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.

Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?

by JosephMayo June 11, 2018

Sand pamper

The gathering of sand in the lining of your bathing suit, causing the appearance of a full diaper

I always have a sand pamper when I wear my high waisted bathing suit to the beach.

by Karie marie July 07, 2018

Sand Lobster

An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.

"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."

"Mm. I like it."

"I don't like sand..."

"Yeah dude."

by RippinAss62 July 21, 2021

Sand Guardian

Some dude that has become one with the sand and tries to shoo off waves

I am the Sand Guardian, now begone vile waves

by MЯ ᄃӨПFЦƧIПG March 21, 2021

Sand bread

Sand Bread a animal that is seen with har rock music and a box when the animal has been killed then you can get 100 dollars or 2 toe nails

I just kill a sand bread and got 2 toe nails

by True dog eater April 12, 2022

sand nigga

slur used against arabs

and also people named zeina

hey wassup my sand nigga!

by vowhe June 22, 2022