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The Roller-coaster Principle

An analogy between activities of a sexual or romantic nature and a roller-coaster, or any amusement park ride. According to this philosophy, the engaging in sexual activities with a partner one does not find aesthetically satisfactory in order to receive a similar treatment from his/her far better looking friend is equivalent to waiting in line (a mundane and unpleasant activity) in order to get on a roller-coaster (a thrilling and exhilarating experience). The roller-coaster principle may also be used to describe the opposite: waiting in line for an amusement park ride that ultimately is not worth the wait. Details of the roller-coaster riding experience also directly apply to the metaphorical analogy. For example, vomiting on Kingda Ka would be the equivalent of vomiting while having intercourse with Meghan Fox. The Roller-coaster Principle, so long as the roller-coaster is in fact superior to the wait in line, exempts any male or female from being ridiculed for "waiting in line".
Can also be defined as "exploitation and manipulation".
Guy 1: As one of my closest friends, I simply cannot allow you to accept that female's offer of fornication. She is simply horrendous!
Guy 2: You mustn't forget that said lovemaking increases my chances of performing similar acts on her tantalizing and voluptuous compatriot without need of Roofies!
Guys 1 & 2 in unison: THE ROLLER-COASTER PRINCIPLE!
*Highfive*
by supercoollad July 7, 2010
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roller

a cop rollen by.yup that is it
when you see a cop car near where your chillin at say roller to warn ya peeps.used in the south part of calvert county.
by mikeymic June 28, 2006
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Rollercoaster girl

A girl who rushes into a relationship, normally a sexual relationship
Dude did you do something with that rollercoaster girl of yours

Hell yeah
by Big chubby <--------------3 November 6, 2009
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Ab Roller

When the person rubs his or her penis in a follow through motion on or in the abdominol muscle.
-Stenson Thomas.
I gave my self an ab roller, and I yakked on a girrafe!
by Stevson Thomas February 4, 2009
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Megan Roderick

by James Luckwald April 29, 2011
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Low Roller

Used to refer to an individual or individuals who can't handle life's most simple tasks. Usually has a crappy car and no ladies. Also refered to as a busta.
Damn, you see that low roller fuck up three blunts in a row?
by tim n. April 4, 2006
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Roller Coaster

A chick who puts her pussy on a guys face and rubs up and down and drags it side to side and maybe a pelvis pop or 2.
Cole: Damn that chick gave me a
roller coaster all over my face.

Diddy: Nuh uh, don't lie.

Green Haired Chick: Yeah I did.
by Dick and role April 29, 2009
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