Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time

Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you

by hell's playwright Louis January 28, 2025

Dead Roaching

Being tired to the extent where one does not move during sleep.

Dude I'm so tired, I'm going to be dead roaching it tonight.

by AnTi0606 January 31, 2019

Roving Roach

A roving roach is a reporter for the hit podcast, The Josh Potter Show who submits random articles he/she has found online, almost like an actual reporter.

Jeez man those roving roaches really know their shit!

by psuedonym jones April 1, 2021

TBG Roach

A pussy ass bitch who drops steady ass, gets no motion and has a lack of bitches. He also wants to fornicate with other rappers such as "Da Baby". You'll will often find TBG with at least 1 cock in is mouth at any given time. He also has unprotected gay sex with his producer "Dufinkle"

YOOO CFA YoungBoy smoking on that TBG Roach pack!

by CFA YoungBoy July 8, 2023

Patty Nao Patty Roache

Mate, THE Patty Nao Patty Roache is a force to be reckoned with, an absolute freak of nature. with one pull of his pecker he can put out a house fire with his extraordinary amounts of semen and can use his ball sack as a lasso to hunt and catch anyone or anything down. as the heir to the Khan family the enormous amount of asian blood that flows through his veins is astounding he can pick up a car with his little toe and bench the statue of liberty after a good stretch. he's down to do anything be it 3am or 5pm he will always come thru

Surely you pull a Patty Nao Patty Roache and come to the skate park at 3am with no cloths?
"bet"

by Ifeelsobad November 23, 2021

Roach Vessel

A Roach Vessel (shortened to RV) is the act of placing the last bit of the blunt into the bowl of your pipe or bong.
An alternative to Wu-Tanging, an RV is an effective way to avoid burning one's fingers, and to conserve resources.

Jose: "We're at the last bit... want me to light up another one?"
Kent: "Hold on a minute, I'll make a roach vessel"
Sierra: "For sure, RV it"

by MrZuckerman May 11, 2020

Roach

A Marijuana Cigarette

"Kids call these 'Roaches' because it resembles a Cockroach."

by Dclip April 26, 2015