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Queer Insert

A non-queer person who attempts to insert themself into the LGBTQ+ community by making up a new sexuality (super-straight, animesexual) or by attempting to insert allyship into the LGBTQ+ community.
"Hi, my name is Darrel and I'm coming out as animesexual! I look forward to taking part in the LGBTQ+ community!"

"Oh my god Darrel stop being such a queer insert"
by Holamigo++ July 26, 2021
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Chandelier Queer

Definition:
A Homosexual with exquisite and/or expensive taste. An Elegant Fag. A self-spoiled fruit. Not to be confused with a Gay Sugar Daddy that spends all his money on his 14yr old rent boys. Chandelier Queers (CQs) are not aversed to sharing their exquisite luxuries with others, but they mainly indulge themselves. If you happen to know a CQ, you might accidentally share in some of his affluent tastes by proxy.
Example:
Phil: We're gonna go over to Victor's for dinner tonight, we're having Pheasant a l'Orange.
And I heard he's prepared a delightful Raspberry Coulis for dessert.
Kev: That is one classy sounding guy. I bet his wife's a babe?
Phil: No dude, Vic's gay. Rich, but gay.
Kev: No way, a Chandelier Queer? I thought they were made up
by Dublinisms May 3, 2013
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aqua queer

Ah, the aqua queer is a majestic but deadly creature. Thriving in the pacific and Indian oceans it tracks down prey using its hypersensitive butt-hole which is so loose it can be compared to a wizards sleeve. Upon finding its prey it fires a harpoon like shlong up the prey's ass and or mouth. This process is excruciatingly painful as the shlong flings out serrated barbs into the victim who is soon dissolved by the aqua queers acidic semen into a nutritious soup.
Dave: Holy fuck did you see the size of that aqua queer?
Cornelius: AHHHHHHH SHIT MY ASSHOLE!
Dave: Oh my god, CORNELIUS NOOO!
Cornelius: .......................................
by lonelypenguins December 2, 2013
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Queer baiting

Generally speaking when a straight man or woman makes sexual jokes toward someone who is apart of the LGBTQ community in a “haha kidding (I’m not kidding)” kind of way. It’s actually very uncomfortable. Ex: Just because a woman is attracted to other women it doesn’t mean that YOU are those other women.
Straight Girl Friend: Omg haha I’m gonna leave my husband for you cause we’d be so much better together

Girl…friend: You’ve said this like 10 times it’s really weird

Str8: Haha I’m kiddiinnggg but like actually I totally would

Girl…friend: I wouldn’t. You’re queer baiting go kiss a cheerleader or something
by u know that one person February 7, 2023
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Queer's Delight

Queers Delight; is a tasty hangover breakfast, consisting of a single, toasted sourdough bread as the base, topped with scrambled eggs, Velveeta cheese, bacon, tomato slice & green onions.
After a night of heavy vodka consumption, Jim made Queer's Delight for breakfast.
by Snack Champ October 17, 2017
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Drop the queer

When you are driving through the hood and you see that one gay white kid and you role down your window and scream drop the queer nigga.
He is to mentally faggotted to respond to you.
Drop the queer Nigga
by YourNiggaJeffery July 7, 2019
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Pure Queer

Pure queer is some that is really gay like big bear
by J to the R-O-C bitch January 16, 2009
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