aqua queer

Ah, the aqua queer is a majestic but deadly creature. Thriving in the pacific and Indian oceans it tracks down prey using its hypersensitive butt-hole which is so loose it can be compared to a wizards sleeve. Upon finding its prey it fires a harpoon like shlong up the prey's ass and or mouth. This process is excruciatingly painful as the shlong flings out serrated barbs into the victim who is soon dissolved by the aqua queers acidic semen into a nutritious soup.

Dave: Holy fuck did you see the size of that aqua queer?
Cornelius: AHHHHHHH SHIT MY ASSHOLE!
Dave: Oh my god, CORNELIUS NOOO!
Cornelius: .......................................

by lonelypenguins December 2, 2013

Pure Queer

Pure queer is some that is really gay like big bear

That guy is pure queer

by J to the R-O-C bitch January 16, 2009

Queer baiting

Generally speaking when a straight man or woman makes sexual jokes toward someone who is apart of the LGBTQ community in a “haha kidding (I’m not kidding)” kind of way. It’s actually very uncomfortable. Ex: Just because a woman is attracted to other women it doesn’t mean that YOU are those other women.

Straight Girl Friend: Omg haha I’m gonna leave my husband for you cause we’d be so much better together

Girl…friend: You’ve said this like 10 times it’s really weird

Str8: Haha I’m kiddiinnggg but like actually I totally would

Girl…friend: I wouldn’t. You’re queer baiting go kiss a cheerleader or something

by u know that one person February 7, 2023

Queer Shakes

Queer shake is a term to describe the effect of a really cringe worthy moment. After witnessing the moment, the viewer may experience a small amount of shaking that is associated with their cringing.

"Man, did you see that video of that cop singing The Star Spangled Banner?" -Man 1

"Yeah, it left me with The Queer Shakes it was so bad!" -Man 2

by Heraclitus94 April 2, 2013

Drop the queer

When you are driving through the hood and you see that one gay white kid and you role down your window and scream drop the queer nigga.
He is to mentally faggotted to respond to you.

‘Drop the queer Nigga’

by YourNiggaJeffery July 7, 2019

Queer's Delight

Queers Delight; is a tasty hangover breakfast, consisting of a single, toasted sourdough bread as the base, topped with scrambled eggs, Velveeta cheese, bacon, tomato slice & green onions.

After a night of heavy vodka consumption, Jim made Queer's Delight for breakfast.

by Snack Champ October 17, 2017

Queer Insert

A non-queer person who attempts to insert themself into the LGBTQ+ community by making up a new sexuality (super-straight, animesexual) or by attempting to insert allyship into the LGBTQ+ community.

"Hi, my name is Darrel and I'm coming out as animesexual! I look forward to taking part in the LGBTQ+ community!"

"Oh my god Darrel stop being such a queer insert"

by Holamigo++ July 26, 2021