Premature Googleation

A person suffers from premature googleation if he or she takes any problem straight to google without giving any real attempts at solving it for him or herself, thus depriving themselves and the world of any original or innovative solutions that can be achieved through thinking and experimentation.

A. This problem is too fucking hard dude, I'm just going to google how to do it

B. and prematurely googleate? are you serious? at least take a stab at it man

A. yeah you're right, premature googleation would make me kind of.. impotent.

by mrfarenheit6969 July 10, 2011

preemptive like

Liking someone's post on Facebook so that they feel obligated to like your subsequent comment in return.

Do you think I'm proud of this? My life is a disaster.

1. You like John Doe's photo (preemptive like)
2. You: <possibly clever or funny comment>
3. John Doe likes your comment on their photo
4. A minor increase in self-esteem that quickly fades away

by Random Name Goes Here November 24, 2013

Preep

The period in-between wakefulness and deep sleep

The tittybitch had a good preep this evening. Tittybitch enjoyed his preep.

by Sanityisinsane November 23, 2014

Premature Echoculation

when the inside of a brownie batter donut squirts out into your hand as you are taking a bite on the other side.

I bit into that brownie and it premature echoculation all over my hand

by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

premature echoculation

When chocolate squirts out of a donut as you are taking a bite onto your hand

That donut squirted premature echoculation all over my hands

by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

Premaids

Pussies who play together and don't give a fuck about teamplay with the team.

ohh look at us, we are faggits who only care about each other
Premaids

by Frido March 20, 2016

Preempted

To get the upper hand in a matter that's critical to a situation.

I'm glad we preempted before things got out of hand!

by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016