Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

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Ping Pong

Another term for table tennis

would you like to play some ping pong?

by guac123 January 24, 2019

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Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).

Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!

by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018

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Azubi Ping Pong

Azubi Ping Pong findet immer dann statt, wenn 2 Betreuer eines Azubis ihre Differenzen nicht direkt aussprechen und immer den Azubi als Boten zum anderen schicken. Der Azubi fungiert somit als Überbringer der schlechten Nachricht und wird wie ein Ping Pong Ball unter Anschissen hin und her geschlagen.

X und Y spielen schon wieder Azubi Ping Pong mit mir

by AngryAzubi August 25, 2022

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Mongs who pong

A creative inspirational young group. There is never no drama with these twatbags but it’s fine because everyone wishes to be just like them. They’re intelligent when needed and stupid always.

Man I wish I was a Mong who ponged.

A mong who pong is a person who is in the snap chat group chat mongs who pong.

by A.rascal September 7, 2022

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