pokemon

something that 8 year old play
and its cool

Ash: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Pokemon GO

A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed

Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*

by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018

Pokemon Killer

When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun

Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!

by Bosnian artillery April 6, 2021

pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...

by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016

Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025