I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike

My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

by Studly Hungwell November 8, 2008

Piss Off

1. Yeah right, whatever, sure. (sarcastic)
2. Get lost, go away, fuck off.
3. To get someone mad.

1. "Yeah I dumped 20 pills of ecstacy last night."
"Piss off cunt."
2. "You'd better piss off outta here before the cops arrive."
3. "You've gone and pissed off the IRS?Yo' in sum shit."

by gang fuck September 1, 2003

PCP (Post Cum Piss)

The PCP is the piss that a guy usually needs after they have cum.

After screwing Jill, Malcolm urgently needed to have his PCP (Post Cum Piss)or his bladder would explode.

by Clandky May 4, 2009

superman piss

The act of taking a piss with your hands on your hips. An alternate version is one hand on your hips, the other bracing against the wall like you're flying.

Dude, the guy in the urinal next to me started to superman piss, I got out of there before things got out of control!

by scotty_potty August 14, 2009

Piss kink

I have a piss kink.

Me: I have a piss kink
Friend: wtf. Die.

by Totallynotolivia May 31, 2021

beat the piss out of you

Beating someone to a pulp. Knockin' your ass out

Motha fucka, you step to me again.....I'm gonna beat the piss out of you!!

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

piss off the pope

A transgression so offensive that it would piss off even the most good-natured person.

Andre: “Bob put his mattress outside to air out and somebody stole it!”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”

by jackofsly October 14, 2010