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Parker

Wow, that guy is a real Parker.

Stop sleeping with so many girls, Parker.
by Jdkfkskskdk December 14, 2018
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Parker

Someone who parks their car too much.
Rose: "Who the hell took my spot?"
Adam: "Oh no it's a parker, we need to find a different spot."
by Somebody who doesn't care February 26, 2019
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fig pecker

A bird. Also, a delicacy in ancient Rome: the unborn embryo of a chicken still in the shell.
I cannot stop eating these! Pass me some more fig peckers!
by Virgil Smooch February 9, 2010
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peckerwood

A word that describes ignorant loud mouth, unclassy, rural class whites. They also have the tendency being racist toward most races and are uneducated and misinformed.
Damn dog, that dude is acting like peckerwood, being a loud mouth and shit. He is speaking ignorant about African Americans too. What a racist!!
by Sadeek ameen October 15, 2013
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peeker

peekers are amazing, they can be defined as a womens thong "peeking" out of their jeans, or showing out of their pants
Look at that peeker!

What an amazing peeker!

Do we have a peeker?
by jacques cousteau April 28, 2005
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Pecker Toss

A sexual take on the classic childhood game of ring toss in which a moderately-proportioned rubber penis is placed in a an accesible location for all players who then attempt to toss colored rings onto said penis. A full game set can be purchased at CondomWorld, located in Boston, Mass.
"Girl, you look exhausted!"
"Yeah, girl, my roommate Morgan and I were up playing Pecker Toss until 4am."
by Alec Coyle August 6, 2008
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Penker

A penker is a person that penked someone on purpose or by accident. A penker can penk someone during April Fools day as a practical joke, or a someone can be made a penker through accidentally damaging a pen. The damaged pen would then be used by another person, and that person would find themselves with ink all over their new pants.
I can't wait to see Joe's face when he gets penked...

Aaahh! I got ink all over my new shirt and pants!

The Penker strikes again! Swoosh!
by DownloadFailed July 28, 2009
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