Boomer Paste

Term for most mayonnaise-based salads particularly popular amongst the Baby Boomer generation, and oftentimes consumer at picnics, such as potato salad, chicken salad, egg salad, etc, etc.

Looks like dad’s eating a Boomer Paste sandwich for the third time this week! Everything else is too spicy for him:

by Booool April 13, 2021

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when the corn is past it’s prime

simple, when taylor’s cooch is so far up, you can smell the corn!

hey pooh! look at taylor, that corn is coochie! when the corn is past it’s prime

by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019

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Parasite Paste

A slang term for semen

"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"

by MikeAD March 23, 2024

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the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past

When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.

After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"

by BOBBYKANG May 13, 2020

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Compatible Past

A couple is said to have a compatible past if their past romantic and sexual experience is on a similar level.

John had two girlfriends and Jane had 5 boyfriends, they don't have a compatible past.

Jack went only as far as first base, while Janice went as far as second base with her previous boyfriend. They have a compatible past since their experiences are near similar.

Jean only made out with a woman while Jill slept with two guys before. They don't have a compatible past.

Jacob slept with 3 woman and Jessica with 2 men. They have a compatible past.

by Ememento September 20, 2024

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