parking nazis

(noun) People dressed in brown uniforms that patrol the parking lots at the University of Oklahoma.

Damn, I can't park here in front of my dorm, as the parking nazi will get me. I have to park 2 miles away!

by zmurf April 23, 2003

Parking stall

When you enter the parking lot at work, see a co-worker who you don't want to talk to, and after parking you stall by pretending to have to do some fictitious task in your car just to avoid talking to the person.

(Pulling into the parking space) "Oh great, there's Ned the Nerd, whose going to bend my ear again regarding the latest Star Trek convention. I think I'll parking stall by waiting in my car and do a bit of "organizing" and "looking for misplaced items" until Ned gets half-way to the building."

by Mike in Idaho January 9, 2010

pervin

Organisms who enjoy looking at the world in a sexually perverted view. Short form of perverted ervin.

That guy is hardcore pervin

by b pizzle February 25, 2004

Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

by GentleRapist December 17, 2010

power perving

The act of intense perving on the physical attributes of girls whilst out. This activity is usually practised over a short period of time due extenuating circumstances (such as girlfriend in loo) or eye strain and thus subtly is often disregarded.

I had to visit the optician as I strained my eye power perving.

I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.

by Adam T Murray June 17, 2007

snackbar parking

best parking available excluding handicap spaces. dates back to drive in movies where the best parking was right next to the snack bar

i went to wal-mart today and found snackbar parking...ya!!!

by MsKate March 30, 2008

Jurassic Parkinsons

the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene

Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."

by Dr. Sassafrass April 9, 2010