When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."
by MP is here June 20, 2022
by Tattooie October 06, 2022
The sexually-derogatory act of ejaculating in an individual's own hand, the individual in question being a man, after receiving oral sex, followed by the slapping of their partner's face with their bodily fluids still in on his hand in a act of sexual humiliation and/or dominance.
It is executed recommendably with the sexual partner suffering from this abuse having their eyes closed or blindfolded to accomplish this condition it is also recommended to suggest to the partner you wish to give him a standard facial so the individual later can advice the partner to close his eyes to avoid the projecting fluids deriving from his penis not ending up being projected into their eyes.
It is executed recommendably with the sexual partner suffering from this abuse having their eyes closed or blindfolded to accomplish this condition it is also recommended to suggest to the partner you wish to give him a standard facial so the individual later can advice the partner to close his eyes to avoid the projecting fluids deriving from his penis not ending up being projected into their eyes.
Male #1 - So I heard Stephanie got a haircut a haircut without your permission last Wednesday...
Male #2 - Yeah... I got so mad at the bitch when i got home and we had our daily after work sex I gave her a sticky palm.
Male #1 - Damn you sure showed that bitch...
Male #2 - Yeah... I got so mad at the bitch when i got home and we had our daily after work sex I gave her a sticky palm.
Male #1 - Damn you sure showed that bitch...
by Big dick André July 10, 2016
by Fine Chinese Women December 16, 2018
bat shit crazy: not mentally present: marked by EXTREME delusions, esp. of grandeur: beyond insane: total loss of reason and accountability: unaware or unconcerned about consequences, compulsive liar, lives in the past, weird . . .
by Tab Smart August 30, 2022
A super skinny legend that always gets fucked over by a guy. he is cute af and talented at almost everything but, he is a fake backstabbing bitch that will only expose you if you try fuck with him.
You can also follow him on Instagram @totallypalm
Also he is considered a Thai knock off version of Bretman Rock
You can also follow him on Instagram @totallypalm
Also he is considered a Thai knock off version of Bretman Rock
by Totallypalm October 17, 2018
Grip someones bald ass head but make sure you hit that shiny clean surface with a 1 TON TRUCK IMPACT!
by drewkep November 24, 2020