Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023

Pokemon Wack

A Pokémon fangame with over 4800 Pokémon, 52 types, weird-ass jokes, and shitty MS paint sprite work that will make you feel like you're tripping balls

Person 1: "Hey, have you ever played pokemon wack?"

Person 2: "No, what the fuck is that?"

Person 1: "Look at this video of it right here."

Person 2: "Oh... Oh god.."

by SC1296 July 18, 2022

Cutie Pokemon

A Cutie Pokemon is not necessarily a compliment or a insult, its a way of life and a term of endearment. If someone refers to you as a CP (Cutie Pokemon) it is the highest level of honor and righteousness.

You know that Riley guy, yeah he's a Cutie Pokemon

by Kevin MacLeod October 11, 2021

pokemon z

Slang for VERY spicy hot sauce, like Mad Dog 357 Plutonium No. 9.

Trent: Hey Brent, mind passing the Pokemon Z?

Brent: Sure bro! here ya go!

by Words of God July 14, 2021

Pokemon

It's basically is a creature like pikachu eevee new mewtwo ditto etc

Ash:pikachu I choose you
Pikachu:can't you just use other pokemon
Ash:uhm maybe I'll try

by Asthetic_teddy September 3, 2021

Pokemon journey

trashcena's daddy

Hi pokemon journey how is trashcena?

by Pokemon journey July 9, 2021

Pokemon

You can get one when you turn 10, from a Professor in your nearest lab. Professor will only give you three choices though.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.

Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.

Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...

by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022