A person name Pat is one of the simplest people in the world. They are often called “simpletons” because of what they do. A Pat eats chicken tenders, cinnamon toast crunch and pizza. Pat’s are one of the worst sports fans to be around because they think there intelligence of sports is far greater than the people around him. A Pat is someone who gets constantly trolled. You do not want to be a Pat
by King Brian October 29, 2021
 Get the Patmug.
Get the Patmug. A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.
Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."
by kdelik January 31, 2014
 Get the seabag pat downmug.
Get the seabag pat downmug. by pat and maddy June 6, 2023
 Get the pat and maddymug.
Get the pat and maddymug. by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017
 Get the hard patmug.
Get the hard patmug. by Giuseppington September 16, 2018
 Get the pat lowemug.
Get the pat lowemug. by The rapist!! February 19, 2012
 Get the Pat The Cheesemug.
Get the Pat The Cheesemug. by joe nuts 227 February 13, 2023
 Get the patmug.
Get the patmug.