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Pat

A person name Pat is one of the simplest people in the world. They are often called “simpletons” because of what they do. A Pat eats chicken tenders, cinnamon toast crunch and pizza. Pat’s are one of the worst sports fans to be around because they think there intelligence of sports is far greater than the people around him. A Pat is someone who gets constantly trolled. You do not want to be a Pat
Geez dude why is Pat always eating bland food and causing problems?
by King Brian October 29, 2021
mugGet the Patmug.

seabag pat down

A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.
Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."
by kdelik January 31, 2014
mugGet the seabag pat downmug.

pat and maddy

pat and maddy always fuck
by pat and maddy June 6, 2023
mugGet the pat and maddymug.

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.
She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!
by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017
mugGet the hard patmug.

pat lowe

The Holy One, the Messiah, The one true banisher of FOMOsexuality.
If I see you on that mobile device again, ill hit you with a pat lowe.
by Giuseppington September 16, 2018
mugGet the pat lowemug.

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.
Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!
by The rapist!! February 19, 2012
mugGet the Pat The Cheesemug.

pat

oh look that's pat playing with that little boys balls
by joe nuts 227 February 13, 2023
mugGet the patmug.

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