Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet
"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"
by Human_cum February 27, 2016
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Blast from the past

A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.
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Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.

Signature Behaviors:

Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006

Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him

Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls

Gets mad when women don’t flirt back

Believes showering is optional but sex is a right

Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)

Symptoms Include:

Thinking his penis still has a fan base

Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you

Bragging about sex he’s not having

Fearing accountability more than jail

How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 07, 2025
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Compatible Past

A couple is said to have a compatible past if their past romantic and sexual experience is on a similar level.
John had two girlfriends and Jane had 5 boyfriends, they don't have a compatible past.

Jack went only as far as first base, while Janice went as far as second base with her previous boyfriend. They have a compatible past since their experiences are near similar.

Jean only made out with a woman while Jill slept with two guys before. They don't have a compatible past.

Jacob slept with 3 woman and Jessica with 2 men. They have a compatible past.
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twelve past

It's twelve past.
by TeacherLu January 23, 2017
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Boomer Paste

Term for most mayonnaise-based salads particularly popular amongst the Baby Boomer generation, and oftentimes consumer at picnics, such as potato salad, chicken salad, egg salad, etc, etc.
Looks like dad’s eating a Boomer Paste sandwich for the third time this week! Everything else is too spicy for him:
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