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the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.
Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(
by yomommadisease April 30, 2020
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lie to your momma

Go lie to someone else; lie to someone who cares
You can lie to your momma; don’t lie to me
by Luci-fur March 13, 2023
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Momma Eagle

A momma Eagle is someone who always looks out for their friends. They would stand up for their friends before they'd stand up for themselves. Momma Eagle also has a "nest" her nest is her close group of friends that she looks after and will sacrifice herself for.
Person 1: "I need help, I'm hurt"
Person 2: I can't get to you in time. I don't know what to do.

(Eagle screech heard in the distance )
Momma Eagle: don't worry. I am on my way. I'll save you.

Person 1: (does something dumb)
Momma Eagle: "you're not allowed in my nest anymore kobi"
by RTFU August 15, 2017
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Biscuit- momma

A mom-friend with chaotic nurturing energy.
Shows up with snacks, unsolicited wisdom, and the ability to destroy your enemies with a singlebless your heart.“
The moment she said ‘bless your heartwith that smile, everyone knew the Biscuit- Momma was about to humble somebody.
by Biscuitmomma December 4, 2025
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jo momma

yo momma is dead n her coochie is really stanky
jo momma is a hoe
by Jaylen Gun December 6, 2023
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Yo momma

Yo momma so fat Trump used her as the border
by IcyMint May 26, 2018
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National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.
Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
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