October 26

The people born on this day are the craziest and funniest people you will ever meet they always lighten the mood on a bad day

Person 1: I wish I was born on October 26
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: so I could make people’s days

by Birthdaymeanings October 16, 2019

29th October

This day, to be kind to insecure people, you will have to hug a flat girl. Let’s raise the awareness for flat people.

Erik: Yo that girl’s flat dude!
Mike: Dude, it’s 29th October! We have to give her a hug, bro!
Erik: Oh yeah, right!

by BlueYup October 26, 2020

october 27

national slap dat ass day. no ones safe have fun

yo you know it’s october 27 bend over

by imagineretard October 24, 2019

october 32

THIS IS AN UNREAL DATE like cmon whatchu thinkin broski like o my ger

Turdhole1: “Hey it’s October 32nd!!”
Turdhole2: “Bro u losing ur mind that’s not a real date”

by Yo pappppaaa October 15, 2019

October 27

National Flash titty day

October 27 is a very special holiday because the boys are happy

by faggatron007 October 26, 2020

October 21st

Other wise known as National Fisting Day! You can go up to anyone and fist them to celebrate the holiday!

“Hey you know what today is?” “No” “It’s national fisting day! I’m going to fist you to celebrate!” “Oh okay!”
National Fisting Day: On October 21st. You can go up to anyone and fist them to celebrate the holiday!

by Titties69696969 October 13, 2019

October 5

National ask your crush out

Hey I like you, wanna date
Sure, it’s national ask your crush out on October 5

by Void bish October 3, 2021