Noah

humongous dick and gets girls on the daily
also better than Kevin

"Hey, where'd my girlfriend go?"
"She's at Noah's house"
"bruh"

by better_than_kevin August 30, 2019

Noah

I just moved to another seat because he sat behind me he is annoying as fuck and I want to deck him in the neck.

You are acting as annoying as Noah do you really want to be like that

by Idontlikenoah February 4, 2019

Noah

Has a massive cock

damn Noah is huge in the pants

by xxxddffff October 29, 2018

Noah

Literally the stupidest person on the planet and super annoying to all. No one loves Noah and their really bad a spelling. No brains but good at stupid sports, like tennis for example.

WTF ur being a total Noah right now!

by BigDawbsTV May 30, 2018

Noah

A shit bad deplorable vegetable, who relies only on others to get what he needs. Bonus points if transgender cuck who believes they are entitled to others respect.

"did you hear what Noah did yesterday?"
"Nope, and I couldn't care less about what they did."

by noahl310 April 15, 2019

Noah

A fuckin noob who can't even get a 10 kill streak in cod because of his lack in penis strength he jerks off to owen wilson and has had many plastic surgeries done to look like a ninja turtle his favourite movie is marmaduke and loves drinking mountain due while surfing a sick calabunga

"Hey you see noah"
Na i can't touch that sweet piece off ass cause of my restraining order dab"

by Boygothacked July 26, 2018

Noah

Noah is extremely stupid . he makes the most annoying noises that will make your ear's bleed.

Guy one: I saw this really fat stupid guy in the hall
Guy two:HE MUST BE A NOAH

by LuvLolAutym October 17, 2017