sexual cardinality

Sexual Cardinality (Cardinality from set theory) is a word for the trait defining a person's numerical preference of romantic partners.

Sexual Cardinality is to {polyamorous, monogamous, asexual/aromantic} as Sexual Orientation is to {straight/gay/bisexual}

"What's your sexual orientation and sexual cardinality?"

Oh, I'm mostly straight and strictly polyamorous" or "I'm bisexual and monogamous"

by Eclias September 4, 2015

Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.

You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.

by MissQueenT December 18, 2019

invaild sexuality

Invaild sexualites are very important and arent vaild in the LGBTQA+ community.
Ex.
“Heatsexual”
“MAP PRIDE”
“Tiktoksexual”
“dreamsexual”
“dracosexual”
“anisexual”

person 1:“hey dude i think im dreamsexual or sum”
person 2:“fuck no, hes a fookin 22 year old man and your a fookin minor!”
person 1:”holy sheet i didnt know he was an adult”
person 2:“boy- im out”
‘Next day’
person 1: *googles up dreamsexual*
person 1: no wonder, dreamsexual is an invaild sexuality.”

person 3: “THATS THE FOOKIN’ REASON THAT PERSON 2 TOOK A PLANE TO AMERICA YA FOOK-“

by QT_bee0wU February 18, 2021

Sexual Whore

A term used by 50 year old fathers to their daughters when they can’t say the word whore by themselves because their daughter bought too many pool toys

‘Sorry for calling you a sexual whore’

by Handogjammu January 7, 2019

aircraft sexual

A term for someone who feels affection for Aircraft. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of a plane or helicopter, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or agility of the aircraft. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to see and admire the beauty of these beastly creations either for free from the internet or at a variable price to see them up close and personal.

Aircraft sexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots.

Fearing violence and protests, most aircraft sexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Aircraft sexuals are frequently hidden from the world as they are discriminated by many and all, this is an unfair standard that we live in.

Hey, want to see these awesome pictures i found of an F-16 Fighting Falcon? Its a beauty

Are you an aircraft sexual, too? Do you want to go to an air show some time?

by ColonyANimal April 11, 2016

Planet sexual

when you are sexually attracted to planet ;)

Henry- “holy fuck is that a planet?”

Joe - “Yes and now I’m getting horny.”

Henry - “shut up you planet sexual ass”

by that kid across the road October 29, 2019

sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.

3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini

by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016