National Roberta Day

The day we all hug and pat Roberta Sister of Dominic Sonic Takes place on the 26th of April

“HI WHORES IT’S NATIONAL ROBERTA DAY”

by chickenising chicken March 28, 2021

National Yeo Day

On March 31st it's National Yeo Day. Instead of saying "yep" say "yeo"

- hey, did you know it's national yeo day??
- YEOOOO

by elenagws March 30, 2021

National Bald Day

September 13th, you looked it up to prove to your dad, bf, or some man in your life that there really is a day you can torment them on their baldness. EXCEPT CANCER. If they got cancer then that's TOO far. Ladies, September 13th is your time to shine, and for baldheads to shine as well.

Me: Hey Tony! It's September 13th!
Tony: Huh?
Me: It's National Bald Day you bald baboon

by Avee4 April 14, 2021

National Bunny Day

December 7th
Make sure to give your pet bunny, or any bunny at all, all the love you can give on this special day uwu

Person 1: Hey! Guess what today is!
Person 2: December 7th? What's so special about today?
Person 1: It's National Bunny Day!
Person 2: Wait really?! Hecc yeah! I'mma go love on my bunny now!

by floofy neko cutie April 23, 2021

national dunya day

its a day where you scream “HEY SHAWTY” or “HEY DUNYA”

“HEY DUNYA!!” “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING OUT THE WINDOW!” “BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL DUNYA DAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SCREAM HEY SHAWTY OR HEY DUNYA!”

by peppatheuglypig April 24, 2021

national sleepover day

On april 27th its national sleepover day. Have a sleepover on discord or irl

Hey guys it's the 27th national sleepover day. wanna have a sleepover??

by Moonlightgem April 27, 2021

National Trollge Day

National Trollge Day is a thing that happens on April 1st, 2022. And so on. When it is April 1st, 12:00AM. It is too late, he already sees you. You are not guaranteed to survive, even with a DATA EXPUNGED,DATA EXPUNGED. His force/strength was taken by a lucky American state trooper, seconds before his death. The Trollge has the strength of about the DATA EXPUNGED hitting your body. His speed cannot be matched as well, his top speed is about DATA EXPUNGEDkph. He will destroy earth, on April 1st about DATA EXPUNGED of the human race will not survive. He DATA EXPUNGED his victims, in the most brutal, gruesome and cruel ways possible. If you hear the infamous "troll -lo-lo-lol" theme, it is to late, he sees you. If you hear another DATA EXPUNGED theme, it is to late. DATA ExPUn-I̴t ̴i s ̴o k̴a̶y̴.̴ ̴N̵o t̶h̴i n̵g̶ ̶i̵s̴ w̶r o n̶g̶,̶ ̶c o̵m̶e̵ ̵o̶u t s i d̶e̵. ̵T̵h̶e̴ f a̵m̴i l y '̵s̴ ̴a̴r̵e̵ p̶l a̶y i̴n̴g̵,̶ t h̵e̶ ̶b̵i̵r d̵s̵ ̶a̶r̴e̵ ̵s̶i̴n̶g̴i̶n̵g̶. GED. If you hear a door open, or window shatter at night, pray to God it isn't him. Wrote by DATA EXPUNGED

Start Tape.

DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"

O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.

O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"

DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"

O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.

O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."

As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED

DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"

The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.

O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."

End Tape.

by cringey holiday maker May 5, 2021