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Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.
I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.
by Suicide_Snuggy August 11, 2022
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milwaukee mustache

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.
Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!
by Agent_Hollywood January 2, 2018
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thigh mustache

That hairy part of your leg you missed whilst shaving them because you couldn't see it
Dang check out that chicks thigh mustache!
by Jbless April 24, 2014
mugGet the thigh mustachemug.

dewit's mustache

A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons
by Befastanater May 31, 2018
mugGet the dewit's mustachemug.

mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.
"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."
by mehbehreh April 29, 2016
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Sex mustache

Braiding your partner's pubic hair before giving them head.
Her pubic forest kept tickling my nose hairs because she didn't weedeat so I gave her a sex mustache.
by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016
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Mustache Moment

When your duo doesn’t clutch and does something embarrassing then it is a mustache moment.
by Mustache Moment December 17, 2023
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