by reallkeeper25/8 October 18, 2012
Get the sniffing muffins mug.A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.
by Nerdstock October 2, 2013
Get the Muffin Humper mug.a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.
by jokitier December 1, 2011
Get the muffin smuggler mug.A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.
Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:
GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
by MrFuneralFog February 26, 2011
Get the Wrinkle Muffin mug.The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.
by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020
Get the Mask muffin mug.An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.
I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.
Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.
Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.
by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021
Get the nuthin' muffin mug.The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.
by Greg J.B March 27, 2007
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