mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.

'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.

by hard but not January 11, 2009

Mobilise the Troops

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone

Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house

by thestudog October 3, 2008

mobile dumping

The act of taking a dump into a paper bag while driving, and then throwing it out the window at the car behind you

matt: what are you doing tonight?
andrew: i dont know dude lets go mobile dumping.
matt: sweet!
andrew: rad!

by cock robinson January 8, 2010

Mobilly

A mobile device enthusiast or someone who works with mobile devices.

If you hack mobile devices you are a mobilly.

by o0110o February 2, 2013

Mobile Fuck Hut

not to be confused with pizza hut, slut. A mobile fuck hut is when you have sexy time in the back of a Dodge Ram Wagon 2500 Passenger Extended Van while in motion.

Logan Slimcock: bro bout to get sauced by this squinty eye scrotum licker fire up the mobile fuck hut

Juggalo Doug: Beer me my keys, destination pound town

Logan Slimcock : my dicks like a rubix cube she'll never figure out how to jerk me off

by Nicky Freeze420 June 10, 2018

mobile crazy

Spending more than $14.99 in microtransactions on a mobile game.

Wow, you spent $15 on a mobile game? You're going mobile crazy over there.

by Ricktron3000 July 16, 2018

Grats Mobile

1. A figurative vehicle one "rides on" after doing something "1337". This word is often preceded by the phrase "take a ride on (the)". "Grats Mobile" is also used frequently in a sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone who claims to have accomplished something great, but in actually has accomplished nothing noteworthy.


2. A vehicle that is so dilapidated and/or fugly that it is funny.

Noobhata: LOLZ i pwned that nublar!1! roflcakes!!11!!!1!

Pureownaged00d: Take a ride on the Grats Mobile,loser. That took no skill!

by MattW August 27, 2005