a person who is scared and afraid of minecraft. Usualy when a minecraft-phobic person joins a vc in discord and hears a guy playing minecraft he starts crying and leaves the vc to play league of legends in a private vc for another 6 hours until he goes to sleep.
Me : * Joins league of legends vc * hey guys wassup im playing minecraft :)
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *
by Duck bruh bruh Hunter January 28, 2021
Get the minecraft-phobicmug. Drosh: “Terraria is just 2D Minecraft!”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”
by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 2, 2023
Get the 2D Minecraftmug. "Steven, why isn't your homework done?"
"Because Minecraft."
"Oh, okay."
"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
"But Why?"
"Because Minecraft."
"Because Minecraft."
"Oh, okay."
"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
"But Why?"
"Because Minecraft."
by 360Genius April 29, 2021
Get the Because Minecraftmug. by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019
Get the Minecraft Classicmug. doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
by Sexydimma December 18, 2012
Get the playing Minecraftmug. The act of painting your penis green with the pattern of a creeper, attaching c-4 to the bottom of your penis and detonating it in side a female's vagina. Causes great grief.
"Did you hear lucas totally dirty minecrafted evan's butthole last night!"
"yeah it was totally griefed!"
"yeah it was totally griefed!"
by mr. 10100101010 October 26, 2012
Get the dirty minecraftmug. by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022
Get the Free Minecraftmug.