Michael

Michael's have big forehead. They are able to grow old fast and since they grow fast they change their style a lot. They are the typical dad and uncle types. They are those typical people that play sport where you don't need to run for example they play golf. Golf is a very dad sport and michael's are made for golf. They are also really bad in bed. They always end up on the bottom and most of the time they don't fall in love with "girls". Michael's are very attractive to the same gender or known as boys. Michael's are mostly attracted to Pakistanis, Australians, Chinese or Arabs. They are also good with threesomes whether its gay or not.

Michael how's your gay threesome life going
Wow, your forehead is a Michael
Michael I'm never coming in bed with you ever again
Nah mate, that pitching wedge is not good

by The Peoples February 12, 2019

michael

michael is a tall ass tree who has a broken sense of humor and is big brain

"michael jackson go hehee"

by Amikko yuygfdghjn September 10, 2020

michael

Fur's massage man

fur: michael is my massage man
ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him
*michael runs into a forest*
Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

by Hxwellz October 15, 2020

Michael

A half asian half white kid runs stop signs and laughs at the word barbeque sauce, and gets saved by the coolest person in the world from a severe car crash.

your being such a michael!

by XxricyxX April 9, 2011

Michael

A man often known as a slut. One who always gets bottom during sex

That slut Michael had sex again, and he was on the bottom

by Harriet Joness September 1, 2013

Michael

A gay Kid with autism who needs even more help cuz he has aids and ADHD

Michael stop fucking that cat

by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 May 25, 2018

Michael

A boy who is tall, skinny and not that cute, but still attractive. Funny and a nerd, he often makes silly but cute mistakes, and has questionable fashion choices. He is inmuture but sensible at the same time and always a dork. Loves all manners of nerd movies like Doctor Who and Lord of the Rings. Usually homeschooled.

Me: Michael, what are you doing?
Micheal: building a TARDIS.

by OriginalSquidney June 14, 2015