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Mad-Wafting

When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.
He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.
by Df1434 December 5, 2021
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Mad Curly

She dropped her panties and whoa!!!!! Mad curly.
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2017
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Mad Tough

When describing someone's physical trait as a good thing.

Someone who is attractive, that you would be interested in
Yo, that chick is mad tough! You saw her face and she got a banging body?! ~Frontline

Don't holla at her..she ain't mad tough son. She's mad weak... lost points with that forehead.
by Juana4ev November 7, 2005
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mad hopt

"mad hopt" created by a user on discord that goes by gum and was a meer misspelling but as time grew it formed into a word that the now "kool cats"are using now a-days t is very cool and swag and can also be used in any and ALL conversations
person1: heyyy have you seen her new outfit today its mad hopt todayyy
person2: yeah its so cool lol
person1: no dude its madddd hopt

person2: oh yeahhhh its mad hopt
(person2 suddenly has onemillion dallors bc he is so cool bc he used word)
by mad chopts January 9, 2021
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mad burnt

The inevitable aftermath of one's high, when one is overcome with the feeling of utmost laziness and immobility.
Fobby, I'm mad burnt, can you take off my boots?
by Sabeen April 28, 2005
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Mad tilt

Mad tilt is when your lax bucket tilts down over your face to give you maximum style.
Bro check out ma mad tilt bro.
by Chillaxbro November 16, 2011
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sleep madness

A condition in which your sleep schedule is horribly messed up.

Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.

Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.

The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
1:

Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.

2:

Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
by someguy37474 November 22, 2009
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